New Titles For The Blog...

Coming up with a new title is way more difficult that I originally assumed. "Interesting Times" is unoriginal and I'm already sick of it so I want something new that will last a while. The problem is, for me, it's a lot like a tattoo: I don't want to change it again, whatever title I eventually settle upon is what I want to live with for a long time. I tried to think in terms of what I might be happy with 10 years from now. Please let me know what you think. All these have potential (in no particular order):

• Pulling Your Leg (Less is more. I might go for this one.)
• Gruntosaurus Rex (My possible fave. Google doesn't return anything of substance, and it sort of fits into that sophomoric humor space I love so...)
• Unspecial Needs (Obviously, a play on "special needs". Not sure if it'll be perceived as too assholish...)
• Seeds Of Injection (Almost tossed this one in the "maybe" pile)
• Emetic Passings (Vomit references are kewl)
• Sucking IpeCac (I like this one too. Kinda dirty, but not really...)
• Things That Would (Simple. Elegant. It's a possibility)
• I Live In The Woulds (A play on my old title. It's just kinda, idunno... gay?)
• Leaving Lawngeilnd (Say it fast. This has potential but is it too difficult to "get"?)

Some maybes and maybe-nots:

• Awkward Pause (Surprisingly, a Google Search turned up no blogs with this name. There is, however, an awkwardpauses.blogspot, which is close enough.)
• Kiss The Chocolate Starfish (Too obviously filthy. Lacks sublety, even for me...)
• What Would Homer Do? (Too Simpsons)
• What Would Satan Do? (It's been done. But I still like it.)
• Short Bus Trips (Not sure if I want to be perceived as a tard hater)

Some other titles I like but probably won't use:

• Bears Do What In The Vatican? (Too religious)
• Religion Is Stoopid (Too one note and anti-religious)
• What Would GG Do? (I love GG Allin. But I don't want his name attached to my blog)
• The Evil That Men Poo (I love this title. It's just a tad more scatalogical than I was going for)
• Hairy Legs and Pits (Two things I never really liked on women. Why would I want to remind myself of this all the time?)
• Yechhy Thoughts (Implies that I only have filthy thoughts. Even if it's true, I don't want people presuming what I'm always going to write about.)
• Treasure Trails (A wonderful thing on a lady. Just a little too stupid/suggestive)
• Thongs Of Endearment (Too stupid. Although I do love thongs. On women, that is...)
• Jeffy And Dolly Git It On (Too Family Circus, but the filthiness implied by this is way cool)
• Grunt Biscuits And Tea (Doodie jokes are funny. That's a funny title.)

Please tell which of these is your favorite! Thanks!